Ahhhhh!!!!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/17/2017 at 22:49 • Filed to: Triggered

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Why is the door not centered?!?!?

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:52

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Or at least put in a second door. I couldn’t live in a house where they’ve done this.

average user > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:52

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I feel like McMansion Hell would make you very angry. LOL.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:55

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Maybe they had planned for a door with windows on the sides, but then decided to cheap out? But instead of centering the smaller dooor the just closed up on side of the door way? Idk I’m just tying to make sense of this. This door would actually fit the house quite nicely http://www.graniteridgebuilders.com/images/default-source/image-library/front-doors/front-door-(9) .jpg?sfvrsn=2

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:56

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That is a fully appropriate reaction

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:57

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It’s your job to blame the architect, the architects job to blame the owner and the owners job to blame the builder.

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:58

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Someone had a bad day, or really hates the owners and wanted to screw with them.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:59

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The answer is postmodern.

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 22:59

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#seattle

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/17/2017 at 23:00

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Thank God I’m none of those occupations.

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:02

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Public Service Announcement:

http://mcmansionhell.com

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:03

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Not pictured: a Cube in the driveway.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/17/2017 at 23:04

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I can almost promise that there was no Architect involved in this.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 10/17/2017 at 23:07

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I mean weed is legal in Washington. Designed while stoned?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/17/2017 at 23:10

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Seems like the framer goofed and each subsequent trade just ran with it. And the concrete guy was probably told to pour that patio and stairs EXACTLY like that to compensate for it. Notice the seams in the slab on the patio... they straddle the door.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:16

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I betcha a steak dinner that there is a coat closet to the right of that door.

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:16

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Set up for a double door and then they decided, fuck it, let’s cheap it out (even more)?

punkgoose17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:17

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This is the same nightmare house from last week, isn’t it?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 10/17/2017 at 23:19

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CORRECT

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:23

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More importantly...why is there a garden in front of the wall where the garage door should be?

I think the problem with the front door is that a double door was specified but the kit only had a single door supplied. So the builder went with that...

Regardless, nothing is aesthetically appealing about that ticky tacky extrusion.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:23

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I am far too familiar with the mind of a contractor.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:25

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Is that porch even level? Or is it a trick of the photo?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn 10/17/2017 at 23:28

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Just a bad photo

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 10/17/2017 at 23:30

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Garage is on the side

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:30

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The front slab is what’s bothering me. It kind of reminds me of Lyle Lovett’s face.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/17/2017 at 23:34

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There was probably no real designing involved at all, stoned or sober.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/17/2017 at 23:45

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Oh, it’s the house with the garage appendage. The front asymmetry matches the side asymmetry.

Modern PNW quality and design, that’s why.

I am shocked by the lack of prairie muntins and tacked on face brick/rock/stone. I am also satisfied by the shingles, gotta have some faux craftsman style.

Wacko > ttyymmnn 10/18/2017 at 00:10

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I’d like to see you take good photos with claws for hands

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 00:57

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Because retards built it

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 05:50

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Needs a window on the side of the garage.

Porsche was my first word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 05:50

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The residents are having a good time looking at all the bypassers having seizures beacuse of the door.

Maybe it’s to distract burglars?

Leftover planks?

Measured once, cut twice?

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 06:20

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“ Do not try and center the door, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no door. Then you’ll see that it is not the door that needs centered, it is only yourself. ”

Brian McKay > McMike 10/18/2017 at 06:40

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exactly

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 06:53

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Even more depressing.. being in the PNW someone will pay 1 Million+ for that house.

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 07:03

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That’s awful. There’s just too much dead space next to that door. They could at least have put a sidelight in or something. Or if not that, at least center the damn door.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 07:52

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Originally planned on a double door layout and they got cold feet when they saw the price?

Still doesn’t explain why they wouldn’t take a little from each side of the opening... lazy carpenter maybe?

PartyPooper2012 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 08:40

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When that door swings open, it will be symmetrical.

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Censored > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 09:28

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Plumbing vent on the front too, I would literally not buy this house for those reasons. Garage should have a window as well, but that can be somewhat excused.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/18/2017 at 12:00

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Well it is centered with the entry walk